Go to http://custom.champ-sys.com/Login/en-US/
Enter the temporary username: endurosnob and temporary password: WarAxe2013
This will take you to a page where you create an individual account sign-in in Champion Systems.
Create that account with a personal email and a password.
Log in, check out the kit and place your order.
Deadline for orders is New Years Eve, so order before you're too drunk to get this done at the last minute.